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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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How about never? Is never good for you?
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
public.
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I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it
my way.
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I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
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I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
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It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're
saying.
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Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
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I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
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You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
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I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
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I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
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I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
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Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point
of view.
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The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
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Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
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What am I? Flypaper for freaks!
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I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
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And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
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Do I look like a people person?
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I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
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Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
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Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
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Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
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How do I set a laser printer to stun?
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I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
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Oh I get it... like humour... but different.
