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How to get the day off to the best start.

Here's a little trick I learnt recently to get even the most boring of days off to a great start. This will help you get rid of the stress that working for the "Man" engenders.

Step 1

Switch on your computer and allow it to boot up.

Step 2

Right click on your desk top and select new and folder from the context menu.

Step 3

Rename the folder George W Bush.

Step 4

Right click on the folder and select delete from the context menu.

Step 5

The dialogue box will ask "Are you sure you want to remove the folder 'George W Bush' and move all of its contents to the Recycle Bin?" Click on Yes.

Step 6

Right click on Recycle Bin and select open from the context menu.

Step 7

Right click the folder and select delete from the context menu.

Step 8

The dialogue box will ask "Are you sure you want to delete 'George W Bush?' Calmly and deliberately click on yes.

Step 9

Enjoy the warm fuzzy glow.

 

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